THE 40-YEAR-OLD TWINKIE
Still going strong.
ANOTHER BOUNCY HOUSE TAKES OFF – HITS POWER LINES
“Is everyone accounted for?” a woman asks.
BEES IN A CAR TRUNK
Brilliant investigators deduce someone apparently put the beehives there intentionally.
LATEST FOOD TO PROVOKE SHOOTING: YAMS
Yam rustler gets clocked and fired at.
PORCH HIT WITH SPAGHETTI-O – FILLED WATERMELON
Uhhh…act of God?
ANGRY WOMAN DROP-KICKS CAKE
Wrong, wrong, it’s all wrong!!!
MAN THREATENS TO SHOOT UP PIZZA SHOP OVER WRONG ORDER
Alcohol may have been etc…
WHITE HOUSE TO GET HIGHER FENCE
Six feet higher.
BREAD TRUCK COLLIDES WITH DELI MEAT TRUCK
On the interstate.
PARENTS ACCUSED OF SNEAKING GEOGRAPHY BEE ANSWERS TO KIDS
Kids are banned from competition.