WOMAN TRIES TO REMOVE BODY FROM CASKET
No souvenirs!
AUDIO: CRAZY EDDIE DIES
This is insaaaaaaance.
MARSHMALLOW PEEPS WORKERS GO ON STRIKE
Worried about their nest egg.
WALKING WOMAN HIT BY FALLING CATFISH
It knocked her down.
BOY FINDS DINOSAUR SKULL DURING SUMMER VACATION
An apatosaurus skull.
MAN STEALS $3,000 WORTH OF PENNIES
1,600 pounds of pennies.
MAN KNOCKS DOWN WIFE FOR HIDING TV REMOTE
In the laundry room.
TRUMP SUPPORTER ELECTRIFIES YARD SIGNS
After people keep stealing them.
AUDIO: DRUNK, BEATEN MAN SINGS THEME FROM "COPS" AS HE'S BEING ARRESTED
Bad boys, what’cha gonna do?