WOMAN SMEARS BANANAS ON TRUMP'S MAR-A-LAGO CARS
A run-by fruiting.
AUDIO: ANTI-TRUMPER TOSSED OFF PLANE
“Did you come here to cheer or to protest?”
RESTAURANT CREDITS CUSTOMER $30 BECAUSE SHE SAW A RAT
She still had to pay the rest of her tab.
BURGLAR STEALS CASH, TOILET PAPER
2-ply, 4-pack.
MONTANA LEGISLATOR WANTS TO BRING BACK ROAD BEERS
Repeal the open container law!
AUDIO: MASSIVE BEE THEFT
488 beehives taken.
MAN WHO CASUALLY STOLE BUCKET OF GOLD IN NEW YORK IS ARRESTED IN ECUADOR
Had been deported four times to Ecuador.
91-YEAR-OLD MAN TO WITNESS 18TH PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION
His first was FDR’s third.
MAN DREAMED WIFE WAS CHEATING, WOKE UP AND STRANGLED HER
She’s ok, he’s not.