WOMAN HAS A 14-POUND BABY

A Louisiana woman’s fourth child came out weighing a staggering 14 pounds, 1 ounce. LaQueena Hunter Grover gave birth in December to a son she named – wait for it – Loyalty Adonis Grover. Baby Loyalty, now about a month old, currently weighs in at nearly 15 pounds and measures 2 feet tall, his mother said. He wears a size three Pamper, and clothes meant for a 3-to-6-month-old. Grover said she is done having children after giving birth to a 14-pound baby.
* The baby has already been signed by the Saints.
* Skip the baby carriage and go straight to little red wagon.
* Or maybe a shopping cart.
* The mother is doing fine and should be able to walk again by summer.
* Wow – how painful is THIS breastfeeding?
* Mom supplements her breastfeeding with a pair of cows.
* Yes, Loyalty Adonis is an unusual name, but it’s not like his classmates are going to be teasing him.
* They’ll just be calling him “Sir.”
* This could be the best thing to happen to Louisiana sports since Shaq went to LSU.
* Uh oh, he just borrowed the car and drove into town.