UNIVERSITY CHANCELLOR INSTALLS SECRET ESCAPE HATCH
To avoid students.
CANOERS FIND LOST PROSTHETIC LEG IN A BEAVER DAM
And returned it to the owner.
MILITARY REASSESSING FITNESS LEVELS
There’s a rising number of overweight troops.
GUN FALLS APART MID-ROBBERY
Well, THAT’s embarassing.
WIFE TAKES DEAD HUSBAND ON ROAD TRIP
Around Alaska.
WALMART EVACUATED AFTER BEE EXCHANGE GOES WRONG
The bees were inadvertently released.
GUY LEAVES BLACKJACK TABLE, ROBS BANK, RETURNS TO TABLE TO PLAY
In Charleston, West Virginia.
PAWN SHOP OWNER RECOGNIZES GOODS AS HIS OWN
Stolen from his house.
THE PIZZA ATM
Hot machine pizza in three minutes.
RICH PEOPLE PROBLEMS
Maid stole designer clothes, and didn’t separate whites & colors in the laundry