TEXAS STATE FAIR FOOD WINNERS (?)
Fried Jell-O and Cookie Fries.
HIGH SCHOOL BANS AMERICAN FLAG FROM FOOTBALL GAME
It could be used for “taunting’.
UPS DRIVER SHOT WITH CROSSBOW
While driving.
STALKER EX-BOYFRIEND SENDS SNAKE
A ball python.
AUDIO: FINGERS FROM FIREWORK FAILURE FOUND
They belonged to a guy in another state.
SERIAL ICE CREAM THIEF SENTENCED
A month in the cooler.
CAR UNDERWEAR SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS
It was a brief fire.
DRUG DOG FINDS METH IN BOX OF TWINKIES
Who’s a good boy?!
SCHOOL DISTRICT BANS RAP MUSIC ON BUSES
Also talk shows.
MAN WALKS NAKED AROUND MOTEL
Says he was bored.