UPS DRIVER SHOT WITH CROSSBOW

A United Parcel Service delivery man was injured in Prattville, Alabama, when a crossbow bolt flew into the cab of his truck. The truck was in motion when he was struck. The bolt went through his upper right arm and lodged in his right chest. The driver was taken to a hospital in stable condition with non-life-threatening injuries. Investigators have charged Ronald Curtis Gantt, 55, with assault in the case. Gantt was target practicing in his front yard at the time. Gantt apparently overshot the target, and the bolt flew into the delivery truck’s cab. Gantt stayed with the driver until an ambulance arrived.
* I certainly see why the archer needed the practice.
* And why is he practicing? Are the Visigoths approaching Prattville?
* It looked like an out-take from Game of Thrones.
* Hey, Ronald – you’re 55. Grow the hell up.
* Just tell me the UPS driver wasn’t delivering a box of arrows to Gantt’s house.
* This happened before one time … to Robin Hood.
* It looked like an out-take from Game of Thrones.
* So the guy was aiming out towards the street? Well, that makes him officially an idiot.
* See? We don’t need Rio for stories like this anymore.