MAN ROBS BANKS TO PAY BACK MONEY HE STOLE FROM HIS MOTHER
Didn’t work.
AUDIO: COW HIT BY MILK TRUCK
Ironically.
MALL OF AMERICA TO BE CLOSED ON THANKSGIVING
But open 5am Black Friday.
AUDIO: COLLEGE LACROSSE TEAMS CHOOSE WINNER BY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS
The old-fashioned way.
PENNSYLVANIA STATE POLICE ISSUES CLOWN THREAT BULLETIN
Again with the clowns.
WOMAN WAS CHARGED $39.95 TO HOLD HER NEWBORN BABY
It was itemized on the bill.
TEEN TRIES TO HIRE KILLER CLOWN TO OFF HER TEACHER
The clown was right there, on social media, so why not?
MMMM … APPLE COMPUTER SCENTED CANDLE
Smells like a new Mac product.
COUPLE CHARGED $10,000 FOR GAS TANK FILL UP
Never go for hi-test.
SEMI FULL OF COOKIE DOUGH BURNS
Mmmmmm…truck crash.