WOMAN GOES BALLISTIC AFTER GETTING "DINNER WAS OK" FROM BOYFRIEND

Police in Merrimack, New Hampshire were called to a domestic disturbance last Saturday. Officers met with a man who said that his girlfriend, Jodi, had made him a spaghetti dinner and asked him how it was. He replied with “OK.” That’s when Jodi went “bipolar” on him. She allegedly punched him in the face and arm and scratched his hand. He left the apartment and Jodi locked the door. She screamed at police that she would kill them if they entered the apartment and would harm herself, because there were guns inside. She began to barricade herself in the apartment, and threw property belonging to the boyfriend out the window into the parking lot. Police eventually got her to calm down. Jodi Ecklund was arrested on various charges including criminal mischief, threatening and domestic violence.
* Dude – even if she makes you toast, it’s always The Best Toast You Have Ever Had. Got it?
* It could have been worse. When he said the spaghetti was OK, she could have said, “You didn’t taste the rat poison?”
* She went “bipolar” on him? When does the peaceful part kick in?
* To top it all off, the guy had to clean up the dishes.
* When she gets out of jail, surprise her with an Italian cooking class. She’ll like that.
* The sad thing is, this couple will never be able to eat spaghetti with each other again.
* I get the feeling he was lying his ass for just saying it was OK.
* The only question is whether dinner sucked worse than their entire relationship.
* Now the weird part: All she did was open up a can of Chef Boyardee.
* Meanwhile she sounds like Chef Crazy.
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have a bad food memory with your partner?