WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO USE PIZZA SLICE AS I.D.
Surprisingly, pizza is not a valid means of I.D.
LOWE'S ROLLS OUT THE LOWEBOT
In California.
FLORIDA SURFER DIES THE DREAM
Pier pressure.
THE SPELLING BEE BANDIT
“Robery”
ELECTION FALLOUT: MALL SANTA FIRED FOR MAKING HILLARY JOKE
“You know who’s on the naughty list? HIllary.”
WOMAN SETS STORE ON FIRE BECAUSE THERE WERE NO SHOPPING CARTS
Oh, wait – there’s one. Sorry.
CRACKER BARREL HAS BIGGEST DAY ON THANKSGIVING
1.5 million guests
MAN HAS $21,000 IN UNPAID TRAFFIC TOLLS & VIOLATIONS
In New jersey.
MAN STEALS FATHER'S $8000 COIN COLLECTION TO BUY $60 IN CRACK
He ran the coins through a Coinstar machine.