DRIVER HAD WIRES ATTACHED TO HIS GENITALS
While propositioning kids.
MCDONALD'S TWEAKING THE BIG MAC
The Less Big Mac, and the Bigger Mac.
WEN HAIR PRODUCTS SETTLING CLASS ACTION SUIT
Hair loss, bald spots, itching and rashes.
MAN THROWS GLASS EYE AT EMERGENCY ROOM WORKERS
The evil eye.
STARBUCKS UNVEILS HOLIDAY CUP
It’s green.
THIEF TAKES KIT KAT BAR FROM STUDENT'S CAR
Crime of the century.
TIMES SQUARE COOKIE MONSTER STABBED
By a Tuskagee Airman.
WOMAN DOESN'T WIN $43 MILLION FROM "MALFUNCTIONING" SLOT MACHINE
Casino offers her a steak dinner.