AUDIO: POLICE OFFICER TIES SPEEDER'S TIE
And sends him on his way.
TWINS CAUGHT IN ATTEMPTED SOAP THEFT
180 bars of Dove.
AUDIO: CHEWBACCA ARRESTED
Bad Wookiee!
BAD SANTA
Selling drugs out of a U-Haul.
THE $2000 PIZZA
Topped with foie gras, truffles, caviar and gold leaves.
TEACHER SCOLDED OVER NAUGHTY MATH PROBLEM
“How long would it take Tony to send one text and one nude?”
MILLENNIALS NOT USING FABRIC SOFTENER
They don’t even know what it is.