MOM CLOSES LIVING ROOM UNTIL THANKSGIVING
Things can get a little tense around Thanksgiving.
CHASE SUSPECT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY COPS
Only to be arrested.
THE GUMBALL BANDIT
That makes no cents.
TRUMP TOWER RESIDENTS BOTHERED BY PROTESTS
“These are wealthy people. They don’t need this.”
AUDIO: MAN TRAVELS THE WORLD EATING PIZZA
But NYC is the best.
SECOND TWIN BORN IS OLDER THAN FIRST BORN TWIN
Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
THE ANNUAL VICTORIA'S SECRET BRA THEFT STORY
There’s one every year.
BURGLARS TAKE CAB TO ROBBERY, STIFF DRIVER
So what do you think happened next?
ROBBER SETS SELF ON FIRE
Flamin’ idiot.
TEACHER CANCELS EXAM AFTER STUDENTS CRY OVER TRUMP WIN
Because his students were in such “shock” over Donald Trump’s win, one Yale University economics professor decided to protect his snowflake charges by making his planned exam optional. The unnamed professor sent out an email saying: “I am getting many heartfelt notes from students who are in shock over the election returns. The ones I…