ALL ABOARD THE "USS THE DEPLORABLES"!
Petition to name the next US warship.
MAN SHAKES SON'S MOBILE HOME WITH FRONT-END LOADER
For not paying the rent.
WIFE BITES HUSBAND'S SCROTUM DURING SCUFFLE
He sat on her head.
UBER DRIVER TAKES CUSTOMER FROM VIRGINIA TO NYC
7 and 3/4 hours.
AUDIO: BLIND MAN TAKES RIDE IN SELF-DRIVING GOOGLE CAR
“It is like driving with a very good driver.”
GUY IS NOTORIOUS FOR DINE AND DASH, LEAVING DATES WITH THE BILL
Ladies, look out for Paul Gonzales.
AUDIO: PASTOR GOES TO MALL, YELLS "THERE IS NO SANTA"
Thanks, Pastor Buzzkill!
OLD MAN MOVES OUT, LEAVES GRENADE IN THE OVEN
And the gas on.