WOMAN SUES RESTAURANT AFTER FALLING OFF DONKEY
Jackassery.
ELDERLY NEWLYWED SHOOTS NEW WIFE IN THE BUTT FOR NOT HAVING SEX
Six months, no consummation.
WOMAN QUITS JOB, WINS LOTTERY
$3.3 million
DOMINO'S PIZZA WEDDING REGISTRY
Oh, you shouldn’t have.
DAY CARE WORKER BREAST FED OTHER WOMAN'S BABY
Against her wishes.
DRUNK DRIVER WEARING PINK LINGERIE
Passed out in an intersection.
AUDIO: DRUNK DRIVERS THREATENED WITH JUSTIN BIEBER COMMERCIAL
The police department of Wyoming, Minnesota, tweeted a warning message to drunk drivers on Sunday: anyone caught driving drunk Sunday night would be forced to watch Justin Bieber’s T-Mobile commercial – the “Celebration Expert” ad – the entire way to jail. The original tweet was retweeted at least 10,000 times and liked at least 16,000….
ARIZONA HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT SEEKS YOUR WACKY SAFETY MESSAGES
Hello from the other side, buckle up and stay alive. Burma Shave.
AUDIO: COMPANY THAT MAKES COOKIE DOUGH FOR ICE CREAM SHUTS DOWN
It’s the beginning of the end, America.