AUDIO: ANTI-TRUMPER TOSSED OFF PLANE
“Did you come here to cheer or to protest?”
RESTAURANT CREDITS CUSTOMER $30 BECAUSE SHE SAW A RAT
She still had to pay the rest of her tab.
BURGLAR STEALS CASH, TOILET PAPER
2-ply, 4-pack.
MONTANA LEGISLATOR WANTS TO BRING BACK ROAD BEERS
Repeal the open container law!
AUDIO: MASSIVE BEE THEFT
488 beehives taken.
MAN WHO CASUALLY STOLE BUCKET OF GOLD IN NEW YORK IS ARRESTED IN ECUADOR
Had been deported four times to Ecuador.
91-YEAR-OLD MAN TO WITNESS 18TH PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION
His first was FDR’s third.
MAN DREAMED WIFE WAS CHEATING, WOKE UP AND STRANGLED HER
She’s ok, he’s not.
TODAY'S INAUGURATION SCHEDULE
From breakfast to balls.