BURGLAR STEALS CASH, TOILET PAPER

Police in Lubbock, Texas are looking for a suspect caught on camera breaking into a tire shop. He was seen taking $100 in cash from the register, but then, as he moves to leave, the suspect grabbed a four-pack of toilet paper. The owner said he doesn’t recognize the suspect, and she has no idea why he took the toilet paper.
* I have a pretty good idea.
* 100 bucks and the toilet paper. The tire store was wiped out.
* Police have nothing to go, uh, with.
* Wow, that shows how far we’ve declined. Lubbock, Texas has gone from Buddy Holly to a guy stealing toilet paper.
* Ironically, when you bring up Buddy Holly now you get….Crickets.
* Just a suggestion for next time: Don’t leave the cash in the register overnight. You’re welcome.
* Hello? It’s called a “safe” as in “the money is safe.”