RUTGERS BANNED STUDENTS WEARING BROWN SHOES FROM JOB FAIR
No coloreds! (shirts)
CUSTOMS AGENTS SEIZE HORSE GENITALS
Wacky news? We’ve got a wiener.
YOU JUST SURVIVED AN AVALANCHE. THEN COMES THE MOOSE.
In Aspen, Colorado.
KID GIVES CHOCOLATES TO EVERY GIRL IN SCHOOL
A copycat Valentining.
STUDENT SUES COLLEGE, CLAIMING IT ALLOWED HIM TO GET DRUNK AND HIT PEOPLE
But hitting people looked so funny on YouTube.
MOM ARRESTED AFTER CRAPPING THE TOILET SEAT
…of her 44-year-old son’s bathroom.
RESIDENTS DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON DICK STREET
But they are douchebags.
PET SQUIRREL DRIVES OFF BURGLAR
“Did you get that from the squirrel?”