MOM ARRESTED AFTER CRAPPING THE TOILET SEAT

A 67-year-old Port St. Lucie, Florida, woman is behind bars after messing her son’s toilet seat. Gail Higley, who lives with her 44-year-old son, told police her son confronted her about using his “specific bathroom.” He accused her of “(defecating) all over the toilet seat” and asked her to refrain from using “his bathroom, because he has to clean it up.” Higley said her son got her off the commode and threw her to the ground. So, she said, she smacked him in the face, causing his glasses to cut his nose, and he called police about the assault.
* Assault to the senses, more like.
* Man, the crap that goes on with families.
* Walking in on your Mom while she’s on the toilet is bad enough – but this is off the charts.
* It’s sad to see this story smeared all over the internet.
* Now I wish I could wipe it from my memory.
* Still want to live with your parents, millennials?
* It’s not exactly a Disney story, is it?
* Failure to launch doesn’t mean you launch Mom off the toilet seat.
* I say throw both of them in jail and sort it out later.
* PHONE TOPIC: Do you have toilet fights in your home? Does anyone have a designated bathroom?