MAN GETS STABBY AFTER GETTING WRONG STARBUCKS ORDER
One Stabbchino to go.
HIGH SCHOOL COACHES FIRED FOR USING SCHOOL BUS TO MAKE BEER RUN
During a basketball tournament.
MAN SETS UNDERWEAR ON FIRE IN WALGREENS
For a perfectly logical reason.
THREE ARRESTED FOR CATTLE RUSTLING
In Florida.
THE PRICE OF A TESTICLE: $870,000
Doc removed the wrong one.
UTAH TO BUILD FART FACTORY
Power to the people.
SKITTLES GOES ALL-WHITE, IS ACCUSED OF RACISM
Skittles – taste the white supremacy!
CITY WORKER STEALS MONEY TO GET BUTT LIFT
Among other things.
ROAD RAGER USES SPARE CHANGE AS WEAPON
Some people claim there’s a woman to blame.