POOP-THEMED KIDS PARTY
Warning: lots of uses of the word “poop”.
MARINERS STADIUM SELLS OUT OF TOASTED GRASSHOPPERS
Toasted grasshoppers and fly balls.
MAN DRIVES OVER 60 SMALL TREES
In Syracuse.
UNITED PASSENGER'S INJURIES
Broken nose, missing teeth.
8-YEAR-OLD DRIVES 4-YEAR-OLD SISTER TO MCDONALD'S
And nothing horrible happened.
THE STUPIDEST PROMOTION THAT EVER CAME FROM A GOVERNMENT AGENCY
NASA, you’ve done better.
AUDIO: BURGER KING RUNS INVASIVE "OK GOOGLE" TV AD
“O.K. Google, what is the Whopper burger?”
AUDIO: DOCTOR DAO DARED TO BE DRAGGED
The customer is always right.
UNITED PASSENGER DR. DAO: "EVERYTHING" HURTS
The Mysterious Dr. Dao.