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A drunk man with a lit cigarette passed out on the toilet in a Spanaway, Washington, Walmart bathroom last Monday and caught his underwear on fire. Firefighters found the bathroom filled with smoke. As the man sat on the toilet, pants down, he fell asleep, and ash from his cigarette fell between his legs and…

Now his career is up in the air.

Pervy Santa.

A clever disguise.

To teach it a lesson.

Someone call a whaaaaaambulance.

For taking up too much room in the aisle.

What’s black and white and runs all over?

The old fake architect scam.

At the Cheesecake Factory.