SELFIE-TAKER FALLS OFF BRIDGE
Survives, with injuries.
MAN WITH A PORSCHE AND A BOAT ATTACKED FOR BEING FANCY, WHITE
At a gas station.
HIGH SCHOOL REPORTERS UNCOVER PRINCIPAL'S FALSE CREDENTIALS
From a diploma mill.
MERMAID FOUND
Wandering the streets of Fresno.
UNIVERSITY OFFERS SCHOLARSHIPS FOR VIDEO GAMING
The University of Utah.
SHOPLIFTER LOCKED IN STORE AFTER CLOSING
She still tried to sneak stuff out of the store after cops arrived.
HOMELESS MAN TICKETED FOR EATING PIZZA AT A BUS STOP
That’s some fine police work, Lou.
DRUG SMUGGLER TRIES TO PULL OFF "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN" SCAM
They caught him, ‘cuz they could.