AUDIO: WIN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS MARSHMALLOWS
Cereal not included.
SHOPPER TAKES DOWN A DEER INSIDE A WALMART
Save a buck at Walmart!
LOOSE JAGUAR KILLS MONKEY AT ZOO
No, I thought YOU were getting the cage door.
GUY SUES DATE FOR TEXTING DURING "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY"
He wants his 17 bucks back.
MAN, MOTHER, PORKCHOP: TAKE TWO
The lure of pork.
DRUNK MAN PEES IN NEIGHBOR'S MAILBOX
The mail must go through…a drying-out process.
MUSEUM VENDING MACHINE SELLS SNACKS MADE FROM INSECTS
Mmmm… ground cricket chips.
NEW POP-TARTS FLAVORS: JOLLY RANCHER CANDY
Watermelon Pop-Tarts.
MAN IN PAJAMAS ROBS CONVENIENCE STORE
No one takes pride in their work any more.
TACO BELL BRIBE DOESN'T WORK ON COP
Please ignore the cocaine, officer.