MAN SENTENCED FOR WEIRD SEX FETISH
Cranking.
HARVARD TO HOLD ALL-BLACK GRADUATION
Not segregation, but “fellowship”.
MEET THE NEW HITLER
Izzy Hitler.
HALF-NAKED MAN DRIVES INTO CONVENIENCE STORE FOR BEER
He caused quite a flap.
NAKED MAN RUNS AROUND BALLS FERRY
Guy’s nuts.
PIZZA CAUSES PREGNANT WOMEN TO GO INTO LABOR
They deliver!
UNITED MADE WOMAN PEE IN A CUP
You should have thought of that before we left.
IHOP WAITRESS PULLS KNIFE ON FAMILY AFTER POOR SERVICE COMPLAINT
Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Stabby.
GIRL GETS COLLEGE DEGREE BEFORE FINISHING HIGH SCHOOL
Community College, but still.