AUDIO: MAN IN A BRA THROWS WATER BALLOONS AT TROOPER
What a boob.
AUDIO: YOU CAN LIVE IN THE PLAZA HOTEL: $39 MILLION
All the little bottles of shampoo you could possibly want.
GILLETTE TO RIP PEOPLE OFF A LITTLE BIT LESS
Now that they have competition.
SCHOOL SUSPENDS 500 COOL KIDS FOR SKIPPING CLASS
No more pencils, no more books…
TEACHER BUYS BIKES FOR EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL
She raised $80,000.
WOMAN SHOT IN VICTORIA'S SECRET OVER A MAN
Everyone’s panties were in a bunch.
JEWELER LOCKS DIAMOND THIEF IN VAULT
The Sting it wasn’t.
GUY DUCT-TAPED TO A YIELD SIGN
Lost a bet.
ALABAMA TEEN CAN'T TAKE GRANDMA TO THE PROM
Get your own prom, grandma.