WANTED MAN DIES IN BEDSHEET-ROPE FALL
Knot came loose.
WALLET THIEF CUTS POCKETS
Holey moley.
COUPLE SETS CRUISE RECORD
200, so far.
YOUR COLLEGE DOLLARS AT WORK
What students are really looking at during class.
ADIDAS EMAILS DISTURBING MESSAGE TO ALL BOSTON MARATHON RUNNERS
“Congrats, you survived the Boston Marathon!”
U.N. WORKER ROBBED BANKS DURING LUNCH HOUR
A Nigerian news reporter.
THE CREST TOOTHPASTE TUBE DEBACLE
You know what I’m talking about.
THE PURPLE STORE
Everything purple.
NO ONE WILL BE FIRED OVER UNITED DRAGGING INCIDENT
When everyone is to blame, no one is to blame.
STUDENT SCOLDED FOR WRITING HER NAME IN CURSIVE
Conform! CONFORM!!!