OLYMPIC RUNNER PICKED UP BANNED SUBSTANCE FROM PASSIONATE KISSING
Girlfriend was taking medication.
TUBE TO WORK DAY
In Boulder, Colorado.
TRUCK FULL OF EELS OVERTURNS
On Oregon road.
INSIDE TRADER CAUGHT AFTER GOOGLING "INSIDER TRADING"
Should have googled “erase search history”.
WANTED: CREEPY WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER
To document the wedding night.
CONTRACTOR GETS STUCK INSIDE AN ATM
Stuck inside, immobile, in an ATM again.
COCAINE FOUND IN COOKIE MONSTER DOLL
No wonder his eyes are all googly.