MAN HIT BY TWO TRAINS
In Oregon.
ROBOCALLER GETS RECORD FINE
$120 million.
FLORIDA BUTT GRAFFITI
Multiple buttocks.
MAN HAS VISITED DISNEYLAND EVERY DAY FOR 2,000 DAYS
Well, 2,004 by now.
7-YEAR-OLD PEES OFF ROOF ONTO NEIGHBOR'S GRILL
Dinner’s over.
BIKINI CONTEST COMPETITOR HITS ANOTHER WITH HER SHOE
There she is, Miss Sailfish Regatta!
MISSING BOY FOUND ASLEEP ON THE ROOF
11-year-old didn’t want to go to camp.
WOMAN LEADS COPS ON CHASE, ENDS WHEN SHE NEEDED A CIGARETTE
Stuck her head out of the sunroof for a puff.
THE SHE SHED
… he said.