TRAVEL COMPANY PLANS VACATIONS, WON'T TELL YOU WHERE YOU'RE GOING
Until you open the envelope.
THE WALMART CROTILLA
Croissant + Tortilla = Crotilla
AUDIO: UBER WANTS TO TEST FLYING CARS IN THREE YEARS
Ah, the elusive flying car.
YAK MEAT SMUGGLED
Into JFK Airport.
WALMART SNAKE DUMPER
40 snakes dumped in a parking lot.
AUDIO: LUXURY HOTEL ROOMS BY THE HOUR
Who needs luxury for a full night?
GOTH ICE CREAM
Cold and black.
ROBBER DOES STRETCHES IN PARKING LOT BEFORE CRIME
Caught on camera.
WOMAN CLAIMS TO HAVE CHOKED ON A CONDOM FROM IHOP FRENCH TOAST
“Oh, waiter – these eggs are rubbery.”