AUDIO: BURGER KING RUNS INVASIVE "OK GOOGLE" TV AD
“O.K. Google, what is the Whopper burger?”
AUDIO: DOCTOR DAO DARED TO BE DRAGGED
The customer is always right.
UNITED PASSENGER DR. DAO: "EVERYTHING" HURTS
The Mysterious Dr. Dao.
PRESIDENT OF UNITED AIRLINES APOLOGIZES
“I promise you we will do better.”
TOWNS CANCELING EASTER EGG HUNTS BECAUSE OF PARENTS
Helicopter parents.
MAN WEARING "HOLD MY BEER" T-SHIRT CRASHES CAR
Into a graveyard.
BEER AGED WITH BASEBALL BAT CHIPS
Mmmm… that’s delicious bat.
SCORPION IN BAG OF SPINACH
Mmm…that’s delicious scorpion.
AUDIO: PASSENGER FORCIBLY DRAGGED OFF UNITED FLIGHT, FOR REASONS
Kicking and screaming.