GUY SPRAYS BORDER PATROL CAR WITH LIQUID MANURE

A Vermont farmer has denied charges he sprayed liquid manure on a U.S. Customs and Border Protection car after confronting an agent about why he wasn’t doing more to arrest people in the country illegally. Mark Johnson, 53, was in court yesterday (Thursday) and pleaded not guilty to charges of disorderly conduct and simple assault of a law enforcement officer with fluids. The Border Patrol agent said Johnson sprayed the car after a profanity-laced tirade on August 3, spattering the entire right side of the car. Johnson said he asked the agent why he wasn’t doing more to arrest people in the U.S. illegally, and that he didn’t know the car was nearby when he turned on his manure spreader.
* And that right there is another load of manure.
* So he wants America to be just for decent, law-abiding Americans like himself.
* “Say it, don’t spray it.”
* If he’s trying to motivate the Border Patrol to work harder, I don’t think this is the way to do it.
* “Assault of a law enforcement officer with fluids.” So this happens so often it’s got its own category?