AUDIO: MAN CAUSES POWER OUTAGE IN NASHVILLE
Sparks flying, pants on fire.
MAN WITH ARROW IN HIS HEAD DRIVES HOME
Damn car headrest.
CAMP BACON
More of a festival, really.
HOSPITALS SUFFERING A SHORTAGE OF BAKING SODA
A recipe for medical disaster!
SLEEPING TEEN LOCKS MOTHER OUT OF CAR
For a half hour.
HOME TESTICLE REMOVAL
Because hospital castration can be so embarrassing.
GUY PROPOSED IN FRONT OF TORNADO
After a whirlwind courtship.
TEXAS DATE SUER GETS HIS $17 BACK WITHOUT SUING
“I had my phone low and I wasn’t bothering anybody.”
HARVARD STUDENT TURNS IN RAP ALBUM AS SENIOR THESIS
Brotha busted out an A-minus.