AUDIO: SHAVED KITTIES PERPLEX POLICE
Kinky.
AUDIO: COLLEGE A CAPPELLA GROUP BUSTED FOR HAZING
At Cornell University.
MAN POURS URINE, LIQUID POO UNDER NOISY NEIGHBOR'S DOOR
“It was the only way we could communicate.”
FLOWER SHOP OWNER STEALS FLOWERS FROM NEARBY GRAVEYARD
And re-sells them.
DUMPED PROM GIRL GETS REVENGE
“However you need to get my money back is up to you.”
HERSHEY'S NEW CANDY FLAVORS
Mmm … barbecue-flavored PayDay bar.
LITTLE LEAGUE PUTS UP SIGN FOR PARENTS
“Your child is NOT being scouted by the Brewers today.”
KENTUCKY DOCTOR, UNITED AIRLINES REACH SETTLEMENT
Bumped again — into a higher tax bracket.
OBESE BODY CAUSES OUT-OF-CONTROL FIRE IN CREMATORIUM
In layman’s terms, a ‘grease fire.’
AUDIO: MAN KICKED OFF FLIGHT FOR USING BATHROOM BEFORE TAKEOFF
Delta is not ready when you are.