RACCOON DROPS OUT OF RESTAURANT CEILING
Geronimo!
POP-TARTS OFFERS LIVE VOTING FOR TARTS TEAM SACRIFICE
Does this not strike anybody as odd?
CAMEL KICKS CHRISTMAS WORSHIPER IN THE FACE
I’d walk a mile to avoid a Camel.
TESLA OWNERS BUYING ESCAPE TOOLS
Tesla: Dare To Drive
TEXAS SUING TV MAKERS FOR SPYING ON VIEWERS
“The TV is watching YOU.” – Yakov Smirnoff
NAKED MAN TAKES COP CAR ON JOYRIDE
Barely illegal.
RESTAURANT OWNER SAVES LIFE OF REGULAR CUSTOMER
Gumbo – is there anything it can’t do?
SHOPLIFTER CAUGHT DURING “SHOP WITH A COP” EVENT
Timing is everything.
TOURISTS FLOCK TO CONNECTICUT TOWNS WHERE HALLMARK XMAS MOVIES ARE FILMED
This gives me an idea for a Christmas movie.