ILLEGAL BASE JUMPER CLAIMED VIDEO WAS MADE BY AI
Sure it was.
SOMEONE GOT A TATTOO AT WENDY’S
Sir, this isn’t an Arby’s.
WISCONSIN SERIAL POOPER CAUGHT ON DRONE
They found diddly squat.
PHILADELPHIA ART MUSEUM IS NOW PHILADELPHIA MUSEUM OF ART AGAIN
They’re the same picture.
EX-EMPLOYEE BREAKS INTO LITTLE CAESAR’S, SELLS PIZZAS, POCKETS CASH
Clever plan, too much work.
RENT-A-HUMAN: AI NEEDS YOUR BODY
Legal in Nevada.
HIGH SCHOOL REFEREE CLEARS OUT ENTIRE BLEACHER SECTION
Yer outta here!
WOMAN TRAPPED IN CAR WASH FOR AN HOUR
Foamer? I hardly knew her.
150-YEAR-OLD BOTTLE OF OLD WEST BOOZE FOUND, TASTED
See what the boys in the back room will have.