FLORIDA PARKING LOT MACHETE FIGHT
A good example of Florida’s Stand Your Parking Space law.
FLORIDA SNAKE HUNT RESULTS
Wakey, wakey, hands off snakey.
NEIL ARMSTRONG’S BOYHOOD HOUSE FOR SALE
Houston, we have a listing.
HOME DEPOT ALREADY SELLING XMAS STUFF
And they’re sold out.
THEATER DIRECTOR SENDS HIMSELF THREATS IN ORDER TO CANCEL SHOW
Tell me more, I’m waiting with antici———-pation.
TEACHER FIRED FOR GIVING ZEROS
The kids didn’t do the assignment.
FLORIDA NUDE STEAK RESTAURANT
Imagine eating with a bunch of nude Florida people.
HIRE A ROBOT TO CLEAN YOUR HOUSE
Hey, that’s a great idea.
RENT A ROBOT FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY
The robots are taking over (your Sidekick news today)
COLORADO TOWN SHUTS DOWN
Goodbye, Hartman.