PAPA JOHNS PIZZA SEEKS MICHELIN STAR
There’s a seeker born every minute.
TOUCAN ON THE LOOSE IN LAS VEGAS
The place is froot loops.
FLORIDA MAN GETS STUCK INSIDE VAN WHILE ROBBING IT
Rookie mistake.
BAD BUNNY SUGARCANE COSTUMES FOR SALE
I’m bushed.
LOS ANGELES SEEKS POET LAUREATE
There once was a woman from Burbank…
FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR CUPCAKE ASSAULT
Crummy thing to do.
NEVADA PROSTITUTES UNIONIZE
Looking for more on the back end.
FLORIDA PICKLEBALL BRAWL
Someone’s gettin’ a paddling.
MAN WANTS TO FLY TO NICARAGUA, ENDS UP IN TOKYO
A mistake worth making, in my book.
RESTAURANT SERVES KILLERS’ LAST MEALS
Can you get it to go?