MAN SUES HOSPITAL OVER GOOSE ATTACK
How do you subpoena a goose?
BURGLAR LEAVES SHOE BEHIND
A Cinderella story.
CAR THIEF TURNS NARC
Everyone has a line they won’t cross.
HOTEL ON THE MOON
Close to all the theme parks!
AUDIO: ANIMAL HOARDER: 300 RATS
Rats off to ya!
JUDGE IN TROUBLE FOR PAYING DEFENDANT’S $1 BAIL
Judge passes the buck.
TEACHER THROWS SHOE AT STUDENT
The shoe is on the other hand now, isn’t it.
WOMAN ATTACKS RIVAL AT GYM WITH FREE WEIGHTS
Weight Weight – Don’t Kill Me!