ANOTHER SENSELESS UKULELE ATTACK
Or, Kook with a Uke Rebukes Mook.
TNT TACO TRUCK EXPLODES
Those tacos are dynamite!
WOMAN UP TO HER CHEST IN MUD
That sinking feeling.
DETROIT PRIEST PUNCHES YOUNG SUSPECT TRYING TO FLEE
The power of Christ compels you, punk.
DING DONG DITCH KIDS GET THEIRS
Unfortunately, so does the victim.
MAN DRIVES INTO DONUT SHOP BECAUSE IT WAS CLOSED
A crime crueller than most.
DETECTIVE PULLS GUN ON FELLOW COP FOR WARMING FISH IN THE MICROWAVE
I understand why, but it’s still wrong.
FIRE FIGHTER SETS BLAZES
Practice makes perfect.
MODERN-DAY CATTLE RUSTLING
Much easier than it used to be.
LEAF BLOWER MISTAKEN FOR BAZOOKA
Easy mistake to make.