BEAR JOINS MOVE-IN DAY AT COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY
Came for the meal plan.
MAN STABBED SEVEN TIMES, DIDN’T KNOW IT
Guess he… (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐□-□ / (⌐□_□) …got the point.
FIRE MARSHALL BLAMES SNAKE FOR FIRE; TEACHER DISAGREES
Sure, blame the snake, as always.
THE MUSEUM OF PHILADELPHIA’S BAD BEHAVIOR
No respect. No respect at all.
AUDIO: AI FIRES A GUY
Give it up for Marcus Anderson!
HIGHWAY SQUID SPILL
Lay down your arms.
THE LAST SCHLITZ
No tengo gusto.
CAT HAS 29 TOES
A world record.
MISSING PICASSO FOUND BEHIND A DOOR
Take a picture, it’ll last longer.
TRUCK FULL OF CATS STOLEN
Tacoma: it’s cool for cats.