MOOSE LIES DOWN IN FRONT OF THE MOOSE 94.7 RADIO
How’d they swing that?
ARSON SUSPECT FOUND BY POLICE WITH SINGED EYEBROWS
Do you smell smoke?
COCAINE SALMON
“I’ll have the fish, please.” – Cocaine Bear
FLORIDA COUPLE FINDS SOMEBODY ALREADY IN THEIR BURIAL PLOT
Nothing worse than gravesquatters.
HIGH SCHOOL KIDS TAKE WIENERMOBILE TO THE PROM
You never sausage a sight.
TRUCKER CAUGHT WATCHING “DEEP SPACE NINE” WHILE DRIVING
We’ve got to get these Ferengis off the road.
COPS ON WELFARE CHECK FIND OLD LADY PLAYING VIDEO GAME
Gaming disorder: a pattern of persistent, compulsive gaming that takes precedence over daily life.
INVENTOR OF HEELYS DIES
Final roll call.
PASTA-FOR-LEGO SCAM
Call it macaroni.
TITANIC MUSEUM FLOODS ON ANNIVERSARY OF SINKING
Lamest PR stunt ever.