EPISCOPAL PRIEST ACCUSED OF STEALING BASEBALL CARDS FROM WALMART
Thous shalt not steal home.
CALL A BOOMER
Reach out and touch someone old.
WOMEN FLY FAKE CROWS INTO PRISON YARD
This plan was for the birds.
WOMAN HOLDS SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR HUSBAND AT COSTCO
Surprise! Albacore Tuna, $17.99 for 6 cans (limit 30).
HAZMAT INCIDENT AT DISNEYLAND’S STAR TOURS
And I thought it smelled bad on the outside.
NUDE BURGLAR
Bad news bare.
ANOTHER FISH TOURNAMENT CHEATER
Weight, weight, don’t tell me.
QUICKSAND!
Avoid it.