OZEMPIC BREATH REAPS REWARDS FOR HERSHEY BREATH MINTS
Unintended consequences.
POLICE FIND BAG WITH 363 HOT WHEELS IN IT
And here I went with stupid Beanie Babies.
LOW SOUND WAVES CAN EXTINGUISH FIRES
Drop that bass!
GUY GETS OUT OF JAIL, IMMEDIATELY STEALS A FIRE TRUCK
Now he’s hosed.
THE CHICK-FIL-A MAC & CHEESE SCAM
Pretty Krafty.
TACO BELL EMPLOYEE SHOOTS AT WOMEN TRYING TO SNAG FREE SODA
Live Más, maybe.
AIR TAXI TESTING IN NEW YORK CITY
Still no jetpacks! Grrr!
DISNEYLAND LAUNCHES FACE-SCAN ENTRY
The happiest place on Earth, citizen.
AUDIO: BEEKEEPER FAILS TO SAVE THE DAY
And she bee all, like, “Oh, honey…”
AUDIO: WOMAN TOSSED A STICK OF DYNAMITE AT BOYFRIEND
Look out, she’s gonna blow!