FLORIDA MAN CUTS THROUGH WALL INTO NEIGHBOR’S APARTMENT
Florida Man, Kool-Aid Man, same difference.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES FOR DOGS
Finally, you don’t have to share your Girl Scout cookies with your dog.
US OPEN SMELLS LIKE SEWAGE
No love for this tennis tournament.
MISSING MAN IN CIVIL WAR UNIFORM
He’s gone. Gone with the wind.
MAN WINS $1 MILLION ON BIRTHDAY GIFT LOTTERY TICKET
Serves the cheap-ass gift-giver right.
SUSPECT FOUND HIDING IN DOG HOUSE
A shaggy dog story.
COLLEGE STUDENT DIES, ROOMMATES DIDN’T NOTICE
Maybe pick up some Airwick at the store.
MOM GETS SIX MONTHS FOR LETTING 5-YEAR-OLD SON WALK AROUND ALONE
The Karening of America continues.
STUCKEY’S CLOSES LONG-TIME MANUFACTURING PLANT
They’re nuts.