FAVORITE FAST FOOD ITEMS, BY RESTAURANT
It’s good to be the King.
CAR THIEVES BRING KITTEN ALONG FOR THE JOB
Kitty cornered.
NO TWERKING AT SPRING BREAK
Talk about bustin’ ass.
QUAD-AMPUTEE CORNHOLER ACCUSED OF MURDER
Warning: Bad taste jokes ahead.
COP JUMPS ON HOOD OF RANDOM MOVING CAR TO CHASE SUSPECT
Police training goes right out the window.
NCAA BRACKET, AS PREDICTED BY AI
Not perfect, but pretty, pretty good.
MAN ROBS SIX BANKS, GETS $605
Crime doesn’t pay.
PATIENT WON’T LEAVE HOSPITAL
Next time… on The Pitt.
PYTHON SNAKES PRODUCE APPETITE SUPPRESSANT
So, eat a snake?