TRIATHLETE COACH NABBED BY GATOR DURING PRACTICE SWIM

There is a pool of holy water. The man rolls up to the pool, praying “Hail Mary, please perform a miracle for me,” rolls into the pool and out the other side. Then he tries to stand up but can’t. He asks the priest “Father, why Mary didn’t answered my prayer?” The priest says, “Oh, but a miracle has happened, look at your wheelchair. It has new wheels”

They just found Himalayan there.

It has to be toad.

Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither one is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest’s collar and says, “So you’re a priest. I’m a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. The priest replies, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.” The rabbi says, “And look – another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest says, “Aren’t you having any?” The rabbi says, “No…l think I’ll wait for the police.”

Dad says, “How was school?” Kid says, “The teacher asked a question, and I was the only one who raised my hand.” Dad says, “That’s amazing! What was the question?” Kid says, “Who broke the window?”