COCAINE FALLS OUT OF WOMAN’S BUTT, SAYS IT’S NOT HERS
It’s snowing down south.
DENTURES DISCOVERED IN CHEESESTEAK
What’s the hubbub, GrubHub?
TSA FINDS SMOKE GRENADE IN JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER
Nice job, Skippy.
COLORADO MAN OPENS TRUCK DOOR, FINDS BEAR
Bad news – bear!
WEDDING PARTY SHOOTING OVER POOR MANNERS
For god’s sake, use a fork.
MEN CAUGHT BREAKING INTO PRISON
Unclear on the concept.
AMERICAN TIME CAPSULE
See you in 250 years.
GREAT AMERICAN STATE FAIR NOT OFF TO A GREAT AMERICAN START
The state of America.
MAN SHOOTS BB GUN AT NAKED BIKE RIDERS
Crack pot is a crack shot.