THE WINDIEST CITY
Suck it, Chicago.
INTERNET HOAX: THE DAY GRAVITY WILL TURN OFF FOR 7 SECONDS
“We all float down here.” – Robert “Pennywise” Gray
SEATTLE MAN FIGHTS OFF INTRUDER WITH FRY PAN
He’ll fry for this.
81-YEAR-OLD FLORIDA WOMAN TRIES TO HIRE HIT MAN
Hard to find good help anymore.
CAT STARTS KITCHEN FIRE
As they do.
MAN SUES HOSPITAL OVER GOOSE ATTACK
How do you subpoena a goose?
BURGLAR LEAVES SHOE BEHIND
A Cinderella story.