COUPLE MARRIES AT WHOLE FOODS
“Something old / something new / Buy bulk beans / in Aisle Two.”
TEEN PUNCHES DAD IN THE FACE AFTER BEING TOLD TO STOP TEXTING
Parents just don’t understand.
WOMAN BEATS BOYFRIEND WHO STOPPED SEX TO GO CHECK ON DINNER
Ladies – we do and we do and we do for you.
MEATBALL THIEF
Caught him red handed, and mouthed.
COOK STEALS LOBSTER TAILS
From the Bellagio in Las Vegas
NUDISTS NOT GETTING THEIR MAIL
Go figure.
MAN ABOUT TO EAT HIS 30,000TH BIG MAC
10-and-a-half cows.
ELVIS PRESLEY RUNNING FOR CONGRESS
And his mama cries.
SELF-DRIVING CARS CAN'T GO THROUGH CAR WASHES
All sorts of potential trouble.
CHICKEN RUSTLERS CAUGHT
Now they’re cooped up in prison.