AUDIO: SHOPPING MALL JEWELRY STORES GOING DOWN
Zales, Kay Jewelers, Jared
SONIC TO INTRODUCE THE PICKLE JUICE SLUSHIE
That’s just not kosher.
FLORIDA "MAD NAILER" TOSSING ROOFING NAILS ONTO U.S. 1
If they catch him, he’s screwed.
CUSTODIAN STEALS $180 OUT OF STUDENTS' BACKPACKS DURING WALKOUT
Never trust anybody over 30.
PURCHASERS OF "THE SNUGGIE" TO GET REFUND
Thanks to the Federal Trade Commission.
STOLEN BABY JESUS RETURNED TO CHURCH AFTER 80 YEARS
Second coming.
INTOXICATED WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HITTING NEPHEW AFTER FALLING ON GOAT
Aunt Jan is in a ba-a-a-a-a-d way.
DOG OWNER ATTACKED WITH TENNIS BALL THROWER
Justice is served.