AT LAST, SMART SOCKS
A steal at $200.
MACY'S SANTA IS NOW TAKING RESERVATIONS
He’s got a 3:40 open next Wednesday.
POOPING MAN FALLS DOWN RAVINE
Going… going… gone.
PENNSYLVANIA MAN BURIED WITH CHEESESTEAK
You want that to go?
OHIO GOVERNOR CANDIDATE BRAGS: 50 "VERY ATTRACTIVE" WOMEN
Yeah, baby, yeah!
WOMAN SPENDS THREE HOURS IN SEPTIC TANK
Attempted sewercide?
AUDIO: PRINGLES THANKSGIVING DINNER
Each chip tastes like a different part of Thanksgiving.
AUDIO: NAVY APOLOGIZES FOR PILOT DRAWING A SKY PENIS
“We find this absolutely (snort) unacceptable.”
CROSSBOW RECALL
It can go off unexpectedly.