THE OLDEST GARBAGEMAN IN NEW YORK CITY
“You have to stay active.”
WALMART SELLING AN ARTIFICIAL MARIJUANA CHRISTMAS TREE
You have to light it up yourself.
TEACHER RESIGNS OVER JOKE MESSAGE THAT HE WOULD KILL CHILDREN IF THEY DIDN'T READ SILENTLY
They always fire the cool teachers.
SERIAL BURGLAR WEARS SANTA HAT
He’s a mean one.
CHUNK OF AIRPLANE ICE CRASHES THROUGH ROOF, LANDS ON BED
Not bathroom ice, not this time, anyway.
BABYSITTER USES KID TO HELP PULL OFF A BURGLARY
Wasn’t this the plot of “Oliver Twist”?
DUI SUSPECT SAYS HIS NAME IS "BURGER KING"
With cheese?
AUDIO: KRISPY KREME BEER
Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?
FRIED CHICKEN-LOVING ROBBER RETURNS TO SCENE OF THE CRIME
“Our food is so good…”