HIGH SCHOOL KID STOLE STREET SIGNS
Slow Children Ahead.
FORD RECALL: STEERING WHEEL MIGHT COME OFF
Ford Fusion and the Lincoln MKZ
UNITED AIRLINES MISTAKENLY FLIES FAMILY DOG TO JAPAN
Hoppusu! (whoops!)
GUNS IN SCHOOLS: TWO STORIES
Bang bang.
UNITED AIRLINES KILLS PASSENGER'S DOG
Made it ride in the overhead bin.
WALMART SECURITY COP SHOPLIFTS OATMEAL AND CONDOMS
Quaker? I hardly touched ‘er.
WHITE MAN IN BLACKFACE ROBBED VEGAS CASINO
Shame on you!
BRIDE ARRESTED FOR DUI ON WAY TO HER WEDDING
Here comes the bride / She DUI’d.
PARKING GARAGE EMPLOYEE RUNS OVER $85,000 VIOLIN
Now it’s Baroque.
SCIENCE TEACHER FEEDS PUPPY TO A SNAPPING TURTLE
Golly, Mr. Science.