EMPLOYEES SMASH CHUCK E. CHEESE'S HEAD WITH SLEDGEHAMMER AFTER FINAL SHOW
Still unsatisfying.
SHIPMENT OF ILLEGAL BOLOGNA STOPPED AT MEXICAN BORDER
Wurst smuggler ever.
GRANDMA TESTS OUT HER RICIN RECIPE ON THE NEIGHBORS
Granny’s breaking bad.
BAKERY OFFERS "PERIOD BROWNIES" SUBSCRIPTION
Just let them know when you’re expecting a visitor.
MAN BURNS DOWN THREE BLOCKS TRYING TO FORGE A SWORD IN HIS BACKYARD
Thanks, History Channel.
WAFFLE HOUSE CUSTOMER COOKS OWN MEAL WHILE EMPLOYEE SLEEPS
“Didn’t wake up the entire time.”
FAILED SHOE THEFT
21 pairs of Valentinos.
CHRISTMAS TREE HUNTERS FIND HALF-NAKED KIDNAP VICTIM
It’s a Christmas miracle.