HOME COOKING ACCIDENT BLOWS UP GARAGE, KILLS CHEF
Left it cooking overnight in the garage.
VIRGINIA DRIVERS FINED FOR NOT MOVING OVER FROM LEFT LANE
A law we can live with.
WOMAN CLAIMS "THE WIND" BLEW A PACKET OF COCAINE INTO HER PURSE
It coulda happened.
WALDEN POND FULL OF PEE
If you go, you’re in for a surprise.
RHODE ISLAND TOWN BANS BALLOONS
Bad for the ocean.
MAN ATTACKS GIRLFRIEND WITH PIZZA
Alcohol was involved.
MAN CONFESSED 90 MINUTES AFTER ROBBERY
A cry for help.
WOMAN DISCOVERS FERTILITY DOCTOR IS HER BIRTH FATHER
Thanks, Ancestry.com!