TOILET SEAT CLUE TO CRIME
The burglar left it down.
STOLEN FERRARI RECOVERED WHEN THIEF BEGS FOR GAS MONEY
Vomit involved.
GEORGIA DEPUTY COMMISSIONER OF NATURAL RESOURCES CAUGHT DUI WITH MOONSHINE
“It’s not mine,” he slurred.
WHAT NOT TO TELL THE COPS
Treat them like people.
MAN ROBS GAS STATION WITH HAND LOTION
Look out – he’s got a balm!
UPSIDE-DOWN CHRISTMAS TREES NOW A THING
Bizzaro Christmas
7-ELEVEN LAUNCHES LOW-COST MAKEUP LINE
When you need a touch-up on the run.