ALABAMA TOWN FINALLY GETS RID OF NYC POOP TRAIN
Toot toot!
BUTTERFLY STOLEN
The rare Blue Morpho.
MAN HITS TEEN WITH CAN OF CHEF BOYARDEE
Chef Boyardee – a hit with kids!
HAWAIIAN FLOODS CAUSE ROAMING BISON
There are buffalo in Hawaii.
ROBBER BUSTED CARRYING GLUE GUN
A stick up.
STARBUCKS TO CLOSE FOR SENSITIVITY TRAINING
May 29. Mark your calendar.
SOUTHWEST AIRLINE ACCIDENT: WOMAN PARTIALLY SUCKED THROUGH BROKEN WINDOW
Gold-FINGAHHH!!! (wah-WAHHH wah)
MAN STABBED WITH SCISSORS WHILE COOKING HOTEL WAFFLE
Snuck up on him syruptitiously.
SAKS FIFTH AVENUE TO OFFER TATTOOING
In the window.