WOMAN JAILED FOR FAKING URINE TEST WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S TAINTED URINE
Oops.
CHICAGO MCDONALD'S TO OFFER ITEMS FROM FOREIGN MCD'S
Fries from France!
DUI SUSPECT WEARING BREATHALYZER UNDERWEAR
“Blow here.”
SEMI-TRUCKS HELP WITH SUICIDAL MAN
Yay, truckers!
BUNNY RANCH BROTHEL NOW ACCEPTING BITCOIN
Always on top of the latest things.
THE GUY WHO WAS BITTEN BY A SHARK, AND ATTACKED BY A BEAR
Some guys have all the luck.
MAN BATTERS BOYFRIEND WITH BILLY BASS FISH
Bitchy AND kitschy.
PENN STATE UNIVERSITY BANS OUTDOOR CLUB FROM GOING OUTDOORS
Too dangerous, say the lawyers.
FIRST FULL MALE GENITAL TRANSPLANT
The private’s new privates.