HUSBAND DROPS WIFE'S WEDDING RING IN SALVATION ARMY KETTLE
Accidentally.
Gee whiz.
“We are one.”
Sit in a -300 degree box? Sure, why not?
Mom, dad, son, daughter.
That’s almost two Bitcoins.
I’m sure there was a good reason.
It’s National Ugly Holiday Sweater Day.
Stage fright.
“Do you play basketball?”