AUDIO: GRANDMA AND GRAMPA BUSTED WITH 60 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA
Grandma, what big pupils you have!
GOLD BARS HIDDEN IN CAT BOX STOLEN
How could this plan have gone wrong?
UNICORN FROOT LOOPS
Magic cupcake flavor!
CONSTANTLY BARKING DOG SHOT BY THE VETERINARIAN NEXT DOOR
People – control your pets.
AUDIO: SEA TURTLE RESCUED, TRAPPED AMONG FLOATING BALES OF COCAINE
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SMACKS WOMAN WITH A ROLL OF WRAPPING PAPER
One more for the naughty list.
WOMAN STABS ROOMMATE OVER CANDY
Totally justified.