AUDIO: BILL GATES BUILDING A CITY FROM THE GROUND UP
Belmont, Arizona.
WOMAN HAS BEEN PRETENDING TO BE NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER FOR YEARS
by Contessa Bourbon.
AUDIO: BANK ROBBER GAVE TV NEWS INTERVIEW BETWEEN ROBBERIES
“Do you have a minute to talk about rapid transit?”
WOMAN AT TRAFFIC STOP PULLS OUT "EXPLOSIVE DEVICE"
On her way to her boss’ house.
GUNFIRE OVER UNTIED SHOELACE IN WALMART
Totally warranted.
SELF-DRIVING LAS VEGAS SHUTTLE HAS ACCIDENT IN FIRST HOUR OF OPERATION
Hit (gently) by a truck.
COUPLE FAKES HOME INVASION, SHOOT THEMSELVES FOR INSURANCE
Florida (where else?)