FRAT HOUSE REGISTERS A .01 ON THE BREATHALYZER AFTER PARTY
Tappa Kegga Dei
CONSTANTLY BARKING DOG SHOT BY THE VETERINARIAN NEXT DOOR
People – control your pets.
AUDIO: SEA TURTLE RESCUED, TRAPPED AMONG FLOATING BALES OF COCAINE
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…
CHRISTMAS SHOPPER SMACKS WOMAN WITH A ROLL OF WRAPPING PAPER
One more for the naughty list.
WOMAN STABS ROOMMATE OVER CANDY
Totally justified.
TOWN SMELLS LIKE CAT PEE
Gee whiz.
MAN CLAIMS TAYLOR SWIFT TOLD HIM TO STAB A GUY
“We are one.”