FLEEING SUSPECT JUMPS INTO UNDERCOVER COP'S CAR
Oopsie.
SHOPLIFTER CRUMBLES CHOCOLATE BUNNY
Nothing worse than a bunny crumbler.
WOMAN MARRIES TREE TO SAVE IT
100-year-old ficus.
MAN DIES WHILE PRACTICING HOLDING HIS BREATH UNDERWATER
Darwin Olympics.
MOM DRIVES INTO POLE TO PROVE TO KIDS THAT GOD WILL PROTECT THEM
God, and seat belts.
AIR EUROPA LOSES $7,000 WORTH OF WOMAN'S CLOTHES
A college student.
AUDIO: JESUS CHRIST BREAKS INTO A NORTH CAROLINA PIZZA HUT
Don’t miss the 911 call.
EX-EMPLOYEE RELEASES CRICKETS IN RESTAURANT
Just a joke. A-ha.