AUDIO: PERP SINGS "COPS" THEME AS HE'S BEING ARRESTED
“Bad Boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do…”
AUDIO: YODELING WALMART BOY
An internet sensation.
AUDIO: MISSOURI COUPLE ORDERED TO PLANT GRASS
Lawn nazis at work.
WANTED MAN MISTAKES COP CAR FOR PIZZA DELIVERY GUY
Easy to do (when you’re on heroin).
13-YEAR-OLD RUNNING FOR MAYOR IN VERMONT
He needs a ride to speaking events.
NUDIST CAMP SEEKS LIFEGUARD
Must have good gag reflex.
RESTAURANT SERVES ONLY C FOOD
Chili, cheeseburgers, chicken, croissants…you get the idea.
MAN ARRESTED FOR EXPENSIVE DINING-AND-DASHING
$1200 shot of whiskey.
WOMAN DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT, BLAMES CHINESE FOOD
Tummy rumbles lead to surprise baby.