HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION ORDERS GARAGE DOORS TO BE LEFT OPEN ALL DAY
You will comply.
MARIJUANA GRANDMA & GRANDPA BUSTED AGAIN, SAME STATE
This time, driving west.
CRUISE SHIP MEMO ASKS GUESTS NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE PIZZA
All aboard the “Holy Ship!” Party Cruise!
MAN STEALS TAMPONS, BUT BUYS BEER
Don’t be embarrassed, pal.
AUDIO: PIZZA AND A PLOW: UPDATE
Now there’s a jingle.
A ROBOT THAT FOLDS YOUR LAUNDRY
The heck you say!
AUDIO: BATS INSIDE A TEXAS WALMART
Dozens of ’em.
WOMAN USES MUGSHOT TO PROMOTE HAIR STYLE BUSINESS
Twitter liked her mugshot.
NEW JERSEY TOWN TO FINE DRIVERS WHO USE IT AS A SHORTCUT
Do you have your papers?