WOMAN AT TRAFFIC STOP PULLS OUT "EXPLOSIVE DEVICE"

Authorities in Jacksonville, Florida, pulled over Charlaya Moore, 23, around 11:15 p.m. Tuesday. They said Moore refused multiple requests to get out of the car and began reaching under her seat. As one of the officers tried to pull Moore out of the car, she pulled out an “explosive device” – though officials would not detail what that meant – and attempted to ignite it. Another police officer got in the passenger side of the vehicle and took the device away from Moore. A search of Moore’s vehicle revealed more explosive devices, as well as wigs and glasses for use in disguises. When asked what she was doing in the neighborhood, Moore said she was on her way to her boss’ house.
* Who’s her boss, The Joker?
* She was planning to show her boss what she thought of her performance review.
* Was alcohol involved – was she bombed?
* I wish the story said what the explosive device was. I mean, it could have been a Taco Bell burrito.