10 JOKE OF THE DAY

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, “Can I buy you a drink?”
The woman yells at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.
The guy slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.” ANd the guy says, “What do you mean $200?”

Nothing. It just stairs.

A happy pit bull.

To get thinner.

The flhoot.

Below-knee.

He has two half-sisters.

Brrrrrrr-ito.

Because he wanted to wake up oily in the morning.

His wife say, “Why don’t you take my father to spot for you?” Guy says, “He’s 98.” Wife says, yes, but he has perfect eyesight.” OK, so the guy takes his father-in law out to the course. He slices the drive. “Did you see where it went?” Father-in-law says, “Yep.” Guy says, “Where?” Father-in-law says, “I forget.”