Guy walks into a bar and says, “My wife must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!”

Singapore.

He made her Bed Rock.

All of her family and relatives come to visit. When they ask to see the baby, the mom says, “Not yet.” A little later, they ask to see the baby again. Again, the woman says, “Not yet!” Finally they ask, “When can we see the baby?” The mother says, “When the baby cries.” They say, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The woman says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”

He says, “So, do I come here often?”

Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.